BABY IDIOTS SERIES
Unemployed and on Probation – Story 5 – “Unemployed and On Probation” is the fifth story in the “Baby Idiot Series”. It was published by Mystery Tribune. Baby Idiots | Story 5 by Carl Robinette I mean besides, you know how it is with a crappy job–if the work and the pay and the bosses are all crappy, you don’t really care if […]
8 Big Time Bummers About Buying a New Phone – Story 4 – “8 Big Time Bummers About Buying a New Phone” is the fourth story in the Baby Idiots series, featuring our depth-less narrator at his best, or worst depending on your point of view. He doesn’t get what a top-10 list is supposed to be but that doesn’t stop him from trying… Eight is enough no matter what his grandma says. See number six below.
The Spot – Story 3 – Carl Robinette stops by with his latest entry in his Baby Idiot series. “The Spot” was originally published at Out of the Gutter. Read the full story here. “…and if you have allergies they can coincidentally flare up and make your eyes start watering at the exact moment a young man sucker punches you in the stomach.”
Enjoi – Story 2 – I’m always like, “Grandma, just because her name was Enjoi doesn’t mean she was a stripper-slash-semi-prostitute. I mean, her name was for reals Enjoi. Not like some stage name or whatever.”
Baby Idiots – Story 1 – You know when it seems like basically everyone is a full-on butthole? Like baby idiots, all dumb and drooling like they don’t even care
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