
"No, no. He’s not dead. He’s probably just in a light coma or something." "Baby Idiots" was originally published at Out of the Gutter
"Everyone in the room was staring at us like we were in some big romantic movie." “Enjoi” was originally published at Out of the Gutter Online
"The guy is probably-slash-definitely going to suffer a bit of an accident." "The Spot" was originally published at Out of the Gutter
"I didn't provoke anyone, no matter what provoke means." "8 Big Time Bummers About Buying a New Phone" was originally published at Out of the Gutter