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”Baby Idiots’ was originally published at Out of the Gutter by Carl Robinette You know when it seems like basically everyone is a full-on butthole? You know. Like everyone you know or meet is just out to win. Cheat. Cut in line. Like baby idiots, all dumb and drooling like they don’t even care. And…
“Enjoi” was originally published at Out of the Gutter Online by Carl Robinette People always want to ask me, What did you expect when you married a girl named Enjoi? And by people I mostly mean my grandma. I’m always like, “Grandma, just because her name was Enjoi doesn’t mean she was a stripper-slash-semi-prostitute. I mean,…
Carl Robinette stops by with his latest entry in his Baby Idiot series. “The Spot” was originally published at Out of the Gutter. Read the full story here. “…and if you have allergies they can coincidentally flare up and make your eyes start watering at the exact moment a young man sucker punches you in the stomach.”
“8 Big Time Bummers About Buying a New Phone” is the fourth story in the Baby Idiots series, featuring our depth-less narrator at his best, or worst depending on your point of view. He doesn’t get what a top-10 list is supposed to be but that doesn’t stop him from trying… Eight is enough no matter what his grandma says. See number six below.
