Baby Idiots
No, no. He’s not dead. He’s probably just in a light coma or something
Enjoi
"Everyone in the room was staring at us like we were in some big romantic movie."
The Spot
"The guy is probably-slash-definitely going to suffer a bit of an accident."
8 Big Time Bummers About Buying a New Phone
"I didn't provoke anyone, no matter what provoke means."
