Baby Idiots

No, no. He’s not dead. He’s probably just in a light coma or something


"Everyone in the room was staring at us like we were in some big romantic movie."

The Spot

"The guy is probably-slash-definitely going to suffer a bit of an accident."

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8 Big Time Bummers About Buying a New Phone

"I didn't provoke anyone, no matter what provoke means."

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